Breaking News: Return of the Raich... Carter.

When news broke earlier in the week that Wimbledon might be leaving their birthplace of the Raich Carter league for better and not-atrociously-organised heights, I was literally inundated with a message of disgust. But, news have just reached me - via the day it sat in my inbox on my phone - that there will be no league changing for the Dons next season. 

Because unlike Ashley Cole, we are not Choc Ices (although AVB told me he was a Calippo, whatever that means?). Also, just for the record, unlike Ashley Cole we have never been the subject of a Twitter rant or have had our genitalia appear on Google Images. Here's hoping.

The Thursday Night Goals league will have to wait for another year, because next season, we'll continue to ply our trade in the world's most undervalued league, the Eredivisie. I mean, the Raich Carter Thursday Night league. Yeah, that one.