The Next Rangers Newco?

  Rangers have been making waves in the football world by handling their finances the way Gary Glitter wants to handle children, illegally and with poor morale judgement. And recently, Scotland's second largest team have been relegated to the Third Division, to play against such mighty giants as Elgin and That Field With Shetland Ponies In Untied.

  Now, you might be thinking what exactly this has to do with Wimbledon. You might also be thinking that I could have come up with a better Gary Glitter joke. I accept both thoughts. And I'm about to answer one of them.

  Making it's way around the rumour mill are the Chinese Whispers that Wimbledon might be ejecting themselves from the Raich Carter league. As unbelievable as this may seem, the rumours seem to be true, with Charlie Carr - academy superstar and son of player Chris Carr - handing a drawing to his Mam of his dad playing football, and it was not at the Raich Carter. This picture became viral within seconds of the crayons settling on the floor, and the tongues haven't stopped wagging since.

  What will happen in the future for Wimbledon? Will they be part of the rumoured SPL2? Will they takw the place of Chelsea in the Premier League when Roman Abramovic inevitably becomes bored and changed the football club into a roller disco? Or will they, much more likely, just join the Goals Sunderland Thursday Night League?

  No one knows.

  Or if they do, please tell me. I'd quite like to know.