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Wolf Pack 2

This week sees the return from a pre-season tour of Bulgaria of 4 key players, meaning the squad will no longer be made up of people not fast enough to run away when we went searching with a giant net. Paul Hands has much to prove, as the team's current top scorer, while Jamie Miles looks to put his anger issues of last week to one side (a good dominatrix would sort the boy out. Classic Fergie tactics!) and not miss an easy one-on-one.

Little is known about Wimbledon's opponents this week, other than they starred in the hit film 'The Hangover'. Their football skills are more mysterious than Maddie McCann's whereabouts, although the fat bearded guy on the left looks like he'll be a real danger on the wing.

Last week, this pack of 'wolves' got beat off a group of black cats, giving a huge middle finger to Charles Darwin and his evolutionary nonsense.

Predicted Score: 5-1 to the Dons