Not Even The Bridesmaids...

In a season that saw Wimbledon dominate to begin with, we faded faster than Charlie Sheen's credibility, and finished a measly 3rd. This means that we'll be plying our trade in the Championship next season, as only the champions, One Direction's friends, and the runners up, The Team With The Big Ginger Guy FC, get promoted.

We did all we could do. Our match against The Owls finished 3-0 to Wimbledon, as kick-off was too early for the nocturnal avians and they didn't show up. This left us in 2nd place, and with the top 2 playing each other, there was still hope. Unfortunately, hope wasn't enough, and 3rd place was the best that the Dons could manage.

With the new season due to kick off on Thursday, the Dons have to be strong favourites for promotion, if they can avoid an end of season collapse worse than Daniella Westbrook's nose.

Bring on the new season!

Twoo!!