Pre-Season Tour of Bulgaria

This season saw Wimbledon try to increase their fan base abroad with a pre-season tour of Bulgaria. Unfortunately, only 4 of the squad could afford to go, so for the matches, Dimitar Berbatov was drafted in to play in goal.

Game 1 -  Berbatov FC

A tight game that saw no goals and an unhealthy amount of alcohol consumption at half time. The second half saw Tini pass out in front of his own goal, stopping 2 clear goalscoring opportunities. Hurray for unconsciousness.

Game 2 - FC Strippers

Played in the ancient format of 'Shirts vs Skins', some kind of football happened. But mainly boobs. Just boobs.

Game 3 - Suspicious Mafioso Wanderers

I didn't see anything. He tripped and fell. Gun? What gun?